Speaking of Columbine Video games...

Boycott Super Columbine Massacre Videogame is another blog here on Blogspot written at least 100 years ago that seems to miss the point completely. Basically, its a blog about a 39 year old bitch with sand in her vagina who saw her kids playing the game, scolded them, then when they left, she started to play it to see what all the fuss was about. According to Good Science Nowlerly, she couldnt have gotten any farther in the game than when you have to plant the bombs. Realizing that she was no good at simple problem solving, and that she failed at life, she got all butt hurt and continued to pour moar sand into her vagina. Finally, the next day, after seeing that her kids beat the game, she continued to beat them mercilessly, asking "HWO DU U GIT PAST THE CAMRAS?!?!"
After her children showed her the simple technique of walking under the cameras and avoiding the NPC's, she decided to "warn" parents of the danger of this 16 BIT ROLE PLAYING GAME played using the ARROW KEYS AND THE SPACE BAR. She set up a blog and started writing fake testimonials, fake quotes from survivors, and paying scientists and psychologists to start saying it could harm your children.
None the less, her blog continues to generate massive lulz, especially since it hasn't received a single comment since its creation. Massive lulz goes to the fact that she references her viewers every other post, and calls them apart of her "Community". Although she thinks all the views she gets are from people who actually care, they're actually from people like me and the guys on the Columbine Game forums.

Still, Lulz ensues whenever she posts something new and not a single comment comes in.

Excuse me, i gotta get some relish for this hotdog.

Playing Columbine: Truly Epic

Epic in the fact that one man can create so much drama, even more drama than the event that this game is based on got.

And guess what? I'm in a documentary about the game. LULZ.
Still, though, lots of things go un said for me, yadda yadda, watch it!

The greatest 9/11 tribute ever.

MANY LULZ WERE HAD.

This video is proof that anything and everything can be made funny when its sped up and played with Yakety Sax.


Got a video of your mother being raped? Don't sit around crying about it, speed it up and add Yakety Sax to its sound track!

Seen a shock site showing a little ten year old boy dead on the street after his head had been squished by a truck? Don't throw up, Juxtaposition Yakety Sax over it and lulz at it everyday!

Show it off to your parents! I'm sure your grandmother hasn't seen anything as funny as that since faggot Hippies thought they can stop Crowd Control by putting flowers in their guns.

LULZ.

But still, to those of you who find this shit offensive, and want to reprehend me and my Wacky antics, I got one thing to say to you:

RULE 1, LAWL

1337 5p34k, parents, and the news.

God, some people are so ignorant today.



I swear, newscasters and reporters need to lurk moar when it comes to shit they find on the internet.

Since when does any self respecting internet user ever use an abbreviation longer than rofl? I'll tell you when: When they were 11 year old faggots using their mothers subscription to AOL.

Nobody today should be using so much abbreviations or 1337 if the occasion doesn't call for it. Sure, when you're playing a round of Counter Strike and you need to let teammates know that terrorists are at the bomb site, you say "T@BA" or something similar.

Or maybe in a game of UT2k4, after you've just gunned down some nub, and you don't have a voice emote that says what you're feeling, you go "u teh pwnzorz, nub lolol".

It shouldn't be used anywhere outside of gaming, or short messages through your phone (To save texting costs and all that BS.) You have a FULL KEYBOARD sitting right in front of you, use it. SPELL OUT THE WHOLE GOD DAMNED WORD.

Now, when it comes to trolling, like when you're trolling eBaumsworld (lolol), its alright to use abbreviations and crap; Its all about getting fags to fall for it. Like the following, for example:

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

(Source: Encyclopedia Dramatica, Lurk Moar)

Truly one of the best trolls we've ever seen. Either way, yadda yadda, everything is good in moderation, yadda, bix nood, now GTFO.

My Third Penis

The name means nothing, its just something I've been thinking is funny for the past coupla months. Of course, one must wonder, 'Alhazred, just what the fuck does it mean to have a Third penis? What happened to the first and second?'
By "My Third Penis", I don't mean I have three dicks, I don't mean I'm some gay dude whos done three dudes. Its just a funny thing I came up with a while back, (Of course, since this is the internet, someone else obviously thought of it before but hadn't done anything about it.), and I decided to make it. Hopefully, sometime soon, I'll have enough cash to buy a URL and a host, and really get this shit off the ground.

Anyway, sooner or later, you'll find a bunch of shit and stuff on here. Not shit like "Oh why'd my girlfriend leave me, I'm gonna go cut myself" or any of that faggy emo bullshit. You'll find my views on stuff, Politics, Literature, Music, Art, Other peoples views, Government, Pop Culture, and anything else I can think of and decide to fuck up for everyone else.

Anyway, come back later, I'll have this place running later.