My Third Penis

The name means nothing, its just something I've been thinking is funny for the past coupla months. Of course, one must wonder, 'Alhazred, just what the fuck does it mean to have a Third penis? What happened to the first and second?'
By "My Third Penis", I don't mean I have three dicks, I don't mean I'm some gay dude whos done three dudes. Its just a funny thing I came up with a while back, (Of course, since this is the internet, someone else obviously thought of it before but hadn't done anything about it.), and I decided to make it. Hopefully, sometime soon, I'll have enough cash to buy a URL and a host, and really get this shit off the ground.

Anyway, sooner or later, you'll find a bunch of shit and stuff on here. Not shit like "Oh why'd my girlfriend leave me, I'm gonna go cut myself" or any of that faggy emo bullshit. You'll find my views on stuff, Politics, Literature, Music, Art, Other peoples views, Government, Pop Culture, and anything else I can think of and decide to fuck up for everyone else.

Anyway, come back later, I'll have this place running later.