Boycott Super Columbine Massacre Videogame is another blog here on Blogspot written at least 100 years ago that seems to miss the point completely. Basically, its a blog about a 39 year old bitch with sand in her vagina who saw her kids playing the game, scolded them, then when they left, she started to play it to see what all the fuss was about. According to Good Science Nowlerly, she couldnt have gotten any farther in the game than when you have to plant the bombs. Realizing that she was no good at simple problem solving, and that she failed at life, she got all butt hurt and continued to pour moar sand into her vagina. Finally, the next day, after seeing that her kids beat the game, she continued to beat them mercilessly, asking "HWO DU U GIT PAST THE CAMRAS?!?!"
After her children showed her the simple technique of walking under the cameras and avoiding the NPC's, she decided to "warn" parents of the danger of this 16 BIT ROLE PLAYING GAME played using the ARROW KEYS AND THE SPACE BAR. She set up a blog and started writing fake testimonials, fake quotes from survivors, and paying scientists and psychologists to start saying it could harm your children.
None the less, her blog continues to generate massive lulz, especially since it hasn't received a single comment since its creation. Massive lulz goes to the fact that she references her viewers every other post, and calls them apart of her "Community". Although she thinks all the views she gets are from people who actually care, they're actually from people like me and the guys on the Columbine Game forums.
Still, Lulz ensues whenever she posts something new and not a single comment comes in.
Excuse me, i gotta get some relish for this hotdog.
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